Propogation of Shithead
There are many great
ways to share shithead. A couple of ideas involving Shithead
Crispy TreatsÔ are outlined below:
1. Mailing Shithead Crispy TreatsÔ
Shithead Crispy TreatsÔ can be ziplocked and mailed in a first class USA Mail Bag, and will arrive at their destination able to put a smile on the face of their recipients. This tried and true method of sharing the glory of shithead is cost effective, efficent, and patronizes the US Postal Service.
2. Sharing Shithead Crispy TreatsÔ
via Open House
At a recent open house, a homeowner kindly
left a plate of Shithead Crispy TreatsÔ with 9 copies of
the recipe for shithead. A clearly visible placecard sign read "Shithead
Crisy TreatsÔ and Recipe - Help Yourself."
At the end of the open house, the Shithead
Crispy TreatsÔ were half gone, and three of the recipes had been
taken as well.
As the sagest of all shitheads once simply
stated: "Teach a man to eat shithead and you've quenched his soul's desire
for a day. Teach him a recipe and he will also become a shithead apostle."
Note:
The name, concept, title, and treatment of Shithead, Burning Shithead, and the
Burning Shithead Festival are copyrighted material protected by federal
copyright laws. Cereal companies may NOT in any way use the concept Shithead
when referring to their products. The right to use or refer to the name,
concept, title, and treatment of Shithead, Burning Shithead, and the Burning
Shithead Festival may be licensed from No Fun Charlie Enterprises.